cosmoprosextips:

toastoat:

what is this

Our next president

(Source: veggieraptor, via cutebuttevil)

stillwatersofconsciousness:

“over the moon” can either describe a really happy person or a really apathetic werewolf 

(via plantgender)

sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

(via plantgender)

captoring:

raisehelia:

Don’t say “I’m not like other girls.”

Be like other girls and meld with other girls and become one with the glorious mass of writhing womanhood that will roll over the towns and the cities and devour all space and all time.

i like how our response to day-to-day shitty events of misogyny/homophobia/etc has officially become this brand of nightmarish surrealism and it genuinely makes me feel better

(via moniquill)

going out with diabetes is wild. I’m posting about *tonight* at 7am. I’m maybe gonna kiss a girl tomorrow. I ate a whole peach. lotsa things in the works lotsa things.

"

Interviewer: Did you do a lot of your own stunts?

Anthony Mackie: I did a bunch of the stuff leading up to the stunts. I tried to do one stunt and I ran into a parked car, face-first.

Interviewer: The directors were telling me— I asked if there were any close calls and that was the one situation they brought up!

AM: [Laughs] No, but they tricked me. First of all, no one— if I tell you to fly, you’re not going to know how to fly ‘cause as humans, we don’t fly. So they tell me they’re going to raise me up ten feet and let me go. I swing in, land on my feet, and walk and talk…. so they pulled me up ten feet and said ‘how do you feel?’ and I said ‘I feel good!’ But I keep going up! They pull me up forty feet off the ground and I’m like ‘THIS DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT!’ [Laughs] And they let me go. And I’m coming down at like….mach 2, right? And I look at Chris [Evans]’s face and he goes… “You’re going to die.”

"


-Anthony Mackie, interview with Access Hollywood

Guys, watch this WHOLE THING. He’s fucking hilarious. 

(via partytimexelent)

Second the rec for the video, Mackie’s retelling of this story is fucking GOLD

(via witchspell)

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY A VAN

(via nanoochka)

LMFAOOOOOOO OMG

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jackanthonyfernandez:

weirdvintage:

Anti-Beatles pamphlet, 1965 (via Dangerous Minds)

good

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